It’s interesting how dates are fast turning out to be like interviews nowadays. Both require you to dress up, be well informed about current affairs or the latest happenings in town, and be engaging (and preferably humorous). And we assess our date during the first meet-up in the same manner an interviewer would, and decide whether it will progress to the next date.
But sadly, most dates die a natural death and we never see the light of the second or nth date. This is because many people simply do not know how to build rapport and sustain interest in the conversation. I find it amusing but am appalled at the same time.
People nowadays do not bother to build rapport at all. After the very business-like handshake (if any…some do not even know how to shake hands properly…my goodness), they start asking questions like an interviewer such as ‘How many are there in your family?’, ‘How many other people have you met before me?’, ‘When was your last relationship?’, ‘What do you work as?’ etc, running through their list of pre-prepared questions to ask.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is all just data exchange. I repeat – data exchange. Where is the love connection? I certainly don’t feel any. It is cold and humanless, just like how Shylock would demand a pound of flesh mercilessly.
As an ex-panel interviewer back in my corporate days, this really brings back haunting memories. I remember I used to torment some interviewees back then with some rather personal questions about their lifestyle. Maybe this time the roles are reversed and I’m in the interviewee seat? Hmm…
But am I supposed to be sitting there to be scrutinized from head to toe? If this is the rule of the game, then I think I forgot to bring along my resume. I don’t think I want the job anymore. I’m so sorry about that. Next…
Unlike an interview (think panel interview), you are unlikely to go on a date with a panel of people. This will be true only if you go on a speed date. And for speed dates, how can you possibly even know someone well enough to decide if you want to go out again with him or her within the short span of 6 – 10 minutes? But that is all the time you are allocated in a speed date before you are politely reminded to move your butt to the next seat to chat up the next person. Guys, you move. And move quickly like you mean business. Ladies, you stay glued to your seat and act coy. After the speed date, you will be dazed from meeting so many foreign faces for the first time. If you still put the name to the face and the dress, I kowtow to you. If you don’t end up with a sore throat, I’ll kowtow a second time. If you really can rise up to both my challenges, I bet you a million bucks you were taking notes like a studious student during that pathetic few minutes instead of listening to what your date had to say…Ha, caught you there!
In any interview, I would still allocate some time towards the end for the candidate to ask some questions or clarify any doubts about the job opening. But there is no such opportunity during data exchange. After you have collected enough data to make up your mind to leave or stay on, that’s it.
Like an interview, you are expected to dress up for the first date. But my complaint is that people don’t bother to look their best. How can you turn up in jeans for an interview? But some people do. So how can you turn up in bermudas for a date? But some people still do. There is also the other extreme where people don’t dress for the right occasion. Turning up in hot pants for a date no doubt will help sizzle up the temperature in the room, but it will also send the wrong signal that you are loose or on the prowl. If you do find some slimy hands on your thighs, you asked for it. Similarly, pants with no belt for an interview or different coloured belt and shoes just ain’t the style, Mister.
If arriving late for an interview means deducting immediate impression points from me, then ditto for turning up late for a date. If this is not bad enough, then looking totally flustered and like a lost sheep in the fields is worse. As for sleepy-heads who look like they have not slept a single wink, I suggest they go back to bed.
For interviewees who don’t really know how to score points with the interviewer, I will encourage them by giving them some sample answers to the questions that I have posed. But I can’t naturally do that for a date, right? If I do that, then I am like the teacher who spoon-feeds the student. Excuse me, I’m not a conversation machine. I am not a parrot who talks on and on. When I asked why I was the only one talking, a date once commented during the first meeting that listening to my voice was like listening to the hymns from the angels. Ya right. Where is the intellect material? Naturally, the first date did not progress to the next.
Dates are fast turning into interviews. I would put both my hands up and say a resounding YES!
October 29th 2009 Posted to
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