After reading all about the grunts and rants of some athletes, I finally came face to face, or should I say ear to ear to an on-site, real-time demonstration.

I was at the gym with my client in the early afternoon when my ears picked up an interesting melody from far ahead.

There were 3 guys – one in blue, one in white and one in black. The guy in blue was doing bent-over rows. The guy in white was doing standing overhead presses with the guy in black spotting him.

Then the melody got louder. A closer listening to the melody confirmed it was more than just a melodious tune. It was one that punctuated the air and made everyone else stop and listen to. Even my client became excited suddenly.

We turned our attention to the direction of the melody and became engrossed. It simply turned us on. No hard-ons please. It just turned us on.

Someone was moaning with pleasure while lifting weights in the gym. I thought we men only moan when we are in bed and having sex (regardless of whether it is the full package or not)…when we enter someone from behind…or when someone blows us off, or when we jerk off happily…??

But no, I guess I was wrong. My client told me it was the guy in white who was moaning away. I told him I doubted it. In fact, I thought it was the guy in blue.

We carried on with our workout session. Then the moaning started again. The same distinct moaning. The same pleasurable delight the guy was deriving from his punishing workout. It was the guy in blue alright. The other 2 guys were resting.

The guy in blue was moaning in broad daylight and his moans just became louder and louder. Had I have my phone with me, I would have recorded it. His moan was as loud as Monica Seles’ infamous grunt whenever she swung her tennis racket.

Real men do moan. My client said the guy in blue was moaning because it was a form of release for him. As we know, we release endorphins during strenuous exercise. A gym workout definitely is considered a strenuous exercise. It’s akin to pre ejaculation. Period.

I put forth my own theory. Moaning helped the guy in blue to have a sense of power and control over himself. This in turn would help him to persist in lifting the heavy weight and complete his entire set. Listening carefully confirmed this as the moans synchronised beautifully with each pulling-in motion.

Without doubt, there’s also a third reason why the guy in blue was moaning. He was attempting to attract the attention of all the others in the gym. With all your muscles pumped up and perspiration at a high, it’s hard to remain unaffected.

I teased my client and told him he should start moaning too. He said he would be super embarrassed to even consider that.

Alright. I guess we’ll all be content listening to the guy in blue with his never-endless moans…let the moans continue!

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